While very immature and often crude, deez nuts jokes have become incredibly viral today. These are considered classics, but you have to make sure that you tell them to someone who understands the meme.
On social media, these Deez nuts jokes are everywhere — from Tiktok videos and Instagram clips to online memes. Here’s a quick look at how deez nuts joke became so popular and some of the best ones that’ll get you chuckling!
What Does Deez Nuts Mean?
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“Deez nuts” is a slang term for male testicl*s, where “deez” means “these” and “nuts” refer to male testicl*s.
But “deez nuts” is not a direct and literal reference to the male testicl*. It’s a phrase used to interrupt a conversion or more commonly used as a punchline in a conversational joke.
You essentially frame a vague question and when someone inevitably asks a follow-up, you respond with a loud and obnoxious “deez nuts!”
What Was The Origin Of Deez Nuts Jokes?
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You can thank the popular rapper Dr. Dre for this joke.
The phrase was first used by Andre Romelle Young, professionally known as Dr. Dre, in his 1992 album titled Chronic, with one of the tracks titled “Deeez Nuuuts” that starts with a man and woman having a phone conversation.
The man and woman talk, and then out of the blue, the man shouts, “Deez nuts!” and the joke is born.
In one year, this expression rapidly gained popularity among R&B and hip-hop artists, with this exact phrase being used as song titles by Xscape and A.L.T.
Over the years, the phrase has popped up time and again.
In 2015, WelvenDaGreat, an Instagram user, posted a video where he was almost in the same setting as the Dr. Dre video and showed him saying “Deez Nuts” to a friend over the phone.
After this, he and the phrase were revived as an internet sensation.
Funnily enough, later in 2015, “Deez Nuts” became a US presidential candidate and, to everyone’s surprise, scored third place in the polls following Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.
It was a 15-year old Iowa boy named Brady Olson who registered under the pseudonym “Deez Nuts” to communicate his frustrations regarding the country’s two primary political parties.
Best Deez Nut Jokes
#1. Do you know who is coming to our party later on?
Yeah, Dee is.
Dee who?
Deez nuts.
#2. I am so sick of this. This sucks!
What sucks?
You suck on Deez Nuts!
#3. What is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Wednesday.
I don’t know. Why Wednesday?
Because that’s the only day when you can eat Deez Nuts.
#4. You wanna play with my new game dintroller?
Play with what?
You can play with Deez Nuts!
#5. Hey Paul, is Phil there?
There’s no Phil here…
Phil Deez Nuts!
#6. Do you know Mr. Felfor that lives next door?
Mr. Felfor? I don’t think so. Why?
Because you fell for Deez Nuts!
#7. Josh, I think we need some time apart.
Baby, why would you say that to me?
Because I’m tired from Deez Nuts!
#8. Have you been to an expo?
Yes, I love expos.
Expose Deez Nuts.
#9. Do you want Apple to launch a new product?
I hope so.
You hop-on Deez Nuts!
#10. Hey, do you smell that?
Nope. What does it smell like?
It smells like Deez Nuts!
Funniest Deez Nuts Jokes
#11. Have you seen the film Bofa?
Bofa? Who is in it?
Bofa deez nuts.
#12. How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
Si…
See Deez Nuts!
#13. What is the easiest command you can teach your dog?
I don’t know. Maybe rollover?
ROL-OVA Deez Nuts!
#14. I love Chef Boyardee’s pasta!
Why do you love it?
Because Chef BOY-AR-Deez Nuts are always tasty!
#15. Honey, I’m hungry. What food do you have at your place?
Well, I have some nuts…
What nuts?
Deez Nuts!
#16. Do you find parodies funny?
Yeah, I do.
Well, how about a pair of Deez Nuts Enya Mouth?!
Dirtiest Deez Nuts Jokes
#17. Roses are red, your eye will be blue, unless you allow me to place Deez nuts deep inside you.
#18. Can you imagine dragons flying in the sky?
Yes, I can.
Then imagine dragging Deez Nuts across your mouth.
#19. Do you like tulips?
Yes, why?
Cus you’re gonna love your two lips on Deez Nuts!
#20. Honey, why are you leaving them here?
Leaving what?
Leaving Deez nuts in your mouth!
#21. Don’t sit on that!
Sit on what?
Sit on Deez Nuts!
Most Common Deez Nuts Jokes
#22. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice nuts fit in your mouth?
#23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
It’s your boy Dee, open up!
Dee, who?
Deez nuts!
#24. Hello, there, my guy. I have a bunch of pokemon cards. Wanna check these out?
Yeah, I would love that, thanks.
Okay, take a look at Deez Nutz.
#25. Hey, pal, I heard that you are Dee’s friend.
Who’s Dee?
Deez Nuts!
#26. Do you guys want some of my goodies?
Yes, we do!
Okay, here’s a bag of good Deez Nuts!
#27. Can you move that?
Move what?
Move Deez Nuts!
#28. Have you ever heard about the Russian millionaire Ivan Putindese?
Ivan Putindese?
Yes, the Ivan PutinDeez Nuts!
#29. You: Teacher, what’s 4 x 2?
Teacher: Eight.
You: Eight Deez Nuts!
#30. Hey, are you hungry or thirsty?
Yes, I am.
You can have some of Deez Nuts.
